Corny Crack Jimmy

The dramatic story of Corny Crack Jimmy who is sent off to war, after an epic party.

Again Bendik Foss graces us with his viola and Alexander Lindbäck can be heard singing on the verses. Hans plays the trombone while Tore picks an enormous amount of notes on the mandolin. Mattis slides the guitar with a beer bottle, and on the chorus you can hear the distinct voice of David Gilmour…ehh.. Jørgen.

 

You bring the bourbon, I bring balloons, we need a banjo, I have a drum, the pig is squeeling we’ll eat him tonight, you break the bottle, I pick the fight.

Terrible, terrible, terrible music, I’m not so drunk that I listen to this shit, kiss me Katies, kiss me Janes, the night is runnig through my veins.

The crackling sound of the gattling gun. Today we’re hoping for survivors. Though the battle’s just begun, I see myself in my dying brother’s eyes.

Terrible, terrible, terrible headache, I need some water so bring me a beer. Where was the party? Inside my mind? Looking for answers, what did we find? Boy, we had a good time.

The crackling sound of the gattling gun. Today we’re hoping for survivors. Though the battle’s just begun, I see myself in my dying brother’s eyes.

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